Standing at the corner
With a bible in your hand
You're walking up to me
Cause you don't know where I stand
Gunna' fill me in
With some fundamental laws
You silly little christian
Let me tell you 'bout God

A lover of the pestilence
A vain and jealous schmuck
Disgusted with humanity and
No longer gives a fuck
An insecure prick
With a Prozac dire need
I don't believe in heaven
Cause I don't believe in me

I said God is an atheist
I said God is an atheist

Now I know what you may think
Is this guy a fuckin' nut?
Well hear me out a second
You silly little cunt
If Jesus is cumming
How do you know he isn't me?
And what if he came back
With a shitty self esteem?

I said God is an atheist
I said God is an atheist

And now you know the story
Of the deity at hand
And why the world is fuckin' shitty
All across the land
I gave up on you people
When you started to become
Bigot homophobics
That remind me of scum

I said God is an atheist
I said God is an atheist
God is an atheist
God is an atheist
God is an atheist
God is an atheist