I met my ex on the street today
She said, "Boy, what happened to you?"
I said, "When you left, I took a look at my options,
and a bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse."

I went by my job to pick up my pay
but they told me my time there was through
I started lookin' for ways to fill up my days
and a bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse
A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse

CHORUS:
So why don't you leave me alone? Why don't you let me be?
The last thing I need is bein' reminded of me
I'm not myself today, you'll have to excuse
A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse
A bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse

Now, some men chase fame and some men crave wealth
and some men just do as they choose
but not all wounds heal and my fate was sealed
When a bottle made me an offer I couldn't refuse